Bad Haiku

(Page updated regularly to make slightly less bad)

More ion plasma!
Turn up the retro rocket.
The asteroid looms!

Bold squirrel again
takes BB jumping away,
compelled to come back.

Vindictive squirrel!
No one needs Broken feeder:|
No need to come back:(

Slow trafic, hot day...
No air working in black truck...
Man distressed and hot.

The humanist must
gasp for thin and random air
design blew away

These bad decisions!
Guarding their own illogic
from the common good

No sea legs for these
reluctant navigators;
ants caught on the rind.

Oh! Step lightly please!
The fewer steps the better,
On this precious earth.
Hugo C
Hugo, give me gas
Subsidize me like your own!
Do you know Hurley?

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